10.19.2010

Why My Mother Thinks I'm Retarded

*Watching an asthma commercial in my mom's room*
"I, have asthma."
Me: What if like there was a thing that stopped you from pooping yourself...
Mom: I don't think that exists.
Me: I said WHAT IF. Anyway, and on the commercials there were people saying "I poop myself nightly" I would laugh, really hard!
*I start laughing so hard my sides hurt*
Mom: *facepalm*
Me: That'd be awesome.

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