Bears!

What if every single time a bear growled it was actually saying "Good day!" or notifying you that you are scaring it, and that you shouldn't be so mean to bears, because we're all cuddly but we have temper issues and will rip your fucking head off if provoked.

What would you assume if you saw a bear walking down the street, only it was wearing a nice tuxedo and carrying a bouquet of flowers?

I find this to be a wonderful conversation starter.

I would definantly assume that I was either under the influence of some totally bitchin' drugs, or that the bear was simply being nice and taking some pretty teenage girl to her junior prom.

Why Junior? Who fucking knows!

I should be famous.

Here's a picture of a bear that my friend drew;